Does Hillary Clinton know that despite her going bonkers for Botox, disguising her looks won’t keep her out of jail?
Hillary Clinton showed off her new clown-world look last night at a fancy Broadway event with pedophile husband, Bill.
It appears as though Hillary hooked up on Tinder with Botox Bob and had themselves a whirlwind romance.
Hillary appeared to have had one or two or dozen botox injections or as her decrypted 108-year-old forest-dwelling face was as smooth as a newborn’s bottom and those bags that we are used to seeing caked under layers of make-up are now gone.
Maybe, Hillary was trying to lure Bill back with her just-born baby-like smooth cheeks that all the pedophiles are going ga-ga over?
Reports are unclear if Hillary requested the ‘Chipmunk’ or the ‘Odo’ look.
My money is on her requesting the Star Trek “Odo” Special in tribute to the recently departed René Auberjonois who played the beloved Deep Space Nine character.
Maybe Bill paid for the roundish tennis ball-like cheekbone upgrade as an early Xmas present, which always reminded him of his bulbous tipped nose.
I have a feeling she’ll be blaming those damn Russkies for Hillary’s nightmarish transformation.
BTW in case you’re wondering this wasn’t photoshopped, as several sites are chiming in on this, including Daily Mail, which spoke to a doctor who specializes in “aesthetics”:
Her glowing skin was noticeably smoother and her cheeks more defined than earlier in the week, when she spoke at the Jewish Labor Committee’s Annual Human Rights Awards Dinner in the city on Monday.
Aesthetic expert Dr Ross Perry, founder of www.cosmedics.co.uk, said Hillary has been ‘genetically blessed’ with good skin – but claimed it could also be a result of Botox, injectable dermal fillers and Blepharoplasty.
‘Hilary Clinton looks fantastic and I would suggest this is down to regular tweakments and procedures over the years, which appears less noticeable than having dramatic work done all in one go.
‘Her forehead looks particularly smooth, which would suggest Botox has been administered in the forehead, frown line and around the eye area, as there appears to be minimal crows feet.
‘For someone of 72, I’d expect to see a more furrowed brow with extensive creasing and lines around the eyes.’
Dr Perry added that he suspects Hillary may have had Blepharoplasty, a procedure in which excess skin above the eye is removed.
‘I would suggest she’s also had this to target the under eye bags and to smooth further wrinkles from the corners of her eyes.’